PIG STORIES – By White Sparrow

Locate the year you were born and read your own story!

METAL PIG – 1911, 1971

Once upon a time, you were marked with the spirit of persistence!  You certainly are a persevering soul.  You like to talk about food, money and business.  You are very direct in speech, sometimes a little too direct.  However, you are great at bringing home the bacon, so to speak. You’re not the kind to sit and stew in your own juices without acting or reacting.  As a matter of fact, this little pig is more apt to throw you into the pot and then cover you with the lid and leave you there.  Just kidding, but you get the idea that you are more a fighter, than a lover.  You also like to finish any fight you start.  Metal pigs, are very honest.  You can be mean if anyone is trying to turn you into a barbecue.  One of your weaknesses, is being a good judge of character.  You are a risk taker though.  You are very strong willed and the independent kind.  Well okay, let’s just say it, you’re known to be stubborn.  Also, you possess a constant, unbelievable appetite!   Folks should plan a big picnic basket if they want you to be at your most content.

WATER PIG – 1923, 1983

Once upon a time, you were marked with the spirit of harmony!  You are stuffed full of secrets and food.  You are also a very affectionate soul.  Others may find you hard to understand.  You like to believe in the things one cannot see.  Like mysteries, miracles and lots of memories.  You are very diplomatic and prefer harmony as opposed to fighting.  You are very, very persuasive and sympathetic.  Your challenge is to learn not to be lead to slaughter.  You can be so gullible!  Reading people’s minds, is just not a gift you have.  When you’re feeling down, watch out, as this is when you tend to want to pig out on food, drink, sex or simply pamper yourself to excessive measures.  It’s because you blindly believe in things and people that will get you into the hot water.  It has to be said you really don’t like to hear bad things about anyone.  Go ahead!  Help yourself to another sandwich and then quickly change the topic.

WOOD PIG – 1935, 1995

Once upon a time, you were marked with the spirit of wisdom!  You are respected and supported.  You are much better at dispensing good advice than taking it yourself!  A wood pig is a great communicator!  You are persuasive, a promoter and a charming community leader.  Life will reward you for your successful endeavours.  You tend to be very warm, loveable and the friendliest of all the pig types.  I should mention here, you have a basketful of talents and resourcefulness!  Now, that’s something to squeal about!  Your challenge is to learn not to share your mud hole with those who are only interested in taking advantage of you.  Unscrupulous souls like this may weigh in heavy with you, and then try to take a strip or two of bacon off you.  You, however, are an expert manipulator when it comes to gathering your share of personal gain.  No, you’re not picky about what you eat, or who you hang around with.  Yeah right!  It should also be noted, that keg size ambitious adventures won’t easily frighten you all the way home. 

FIRE PIG – 1947, 2007

Once upon a time, you were marked with the spirit of passion! You are a brave and optimistic person.  Not just anyone can tame the wild out of you!  You are attractive, passionate, and most definitely on the wild side, aren’t you?  This can even sometimes cross over the fence to dangerous side, if you’re not very careful.  You’re not for staying in the same old pen year in, and year out!  Here a lover, there a lover, everywhere a lover, lover.  Like I said before, you are passionate!  This is also true of you in business.  You have big pig potential when it comes to gaining great levels of achievement in both your vices and virtues.  Equally, as stubborn as you are known to be generous-hearted to your family or indeed, complete strangers.  Large organizations, companies or crowds really appeal to you. You won’t mind being hog-tied for untried barnyard or world escapades.  Bring it on, that’s your motto, right!

EARTH PIG – 1959

Once upon a time, you were marked with the spirit of security!  Your favourite words are safety and comfy.  You are the more settled type.  The most harmonious of the boar family!  Your self-confidence is always at a steady level.  Most would say, you are very grounded and carry everything out with stamina and the physical strength to back it up.  Yep!  You’re just a plain ole, peaceful soul!  Your kind chooses to push yourselves to get ahead, rather than others.  Your main concerns are usually in the area of family.  Why, your tail curls just thinking about the comforts of home and hearth!  You may even throw in a pet pig of your own to add to the picture.  A plate for you and a plate for them, why not?  It’s not much fun eating alone when you can have company.  You’re also great at sniffing out the answers to problems without getting overwhelmed.   You stand your ground and protect you own mud holes, but it’s not your style to go out looking for trouble.  Besides, why do that when there are all those cozy family moments to look forward to?

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