MONKEY STORIES – By White Sparrow

Locate the year you were born and read about your story!

METAL MONKEY – 1920, 1980

Once upon a time you were stamped with nerves of steel!  I’ve said it many times about your sign, you are fortunate in business.  You’re not apt to waste a single banana!  Security based, you are always trying to better oneself!  To work for someone else, not hardly!  You’re not about to waste your warm nature on a boss.  You’ll run your own show.  You loyalty is not tossed out there for the foolish folks to take for granted.  You’re a fighting monkey and if you have to throw a few banana peels you will.  You can take care of yourself thank you very much.  You’re a wise monkey!  You weigh out your return portion, before you seal a deal!  Who can stay mad at you?  Cute as any monkey and a barrel of laughs!   

WATER MONKEY – 1932, 1992

Once upon a time you were stamped with secrets!  You are a very secretive little monkey soul?  Kind hearted, but also easily offended because of this.  There’s no need for people to be so rude and cruel anyway.  You’re a bit of a puzzle to some.  That’s because you do prefer not to announce your intentions way in advance.  You walk the path of the original thinker.  You a very much a team player.  people see your caring side come out often.  Water monkeys are self-motivators and carry a wonderful sense of humour.  Have you ever known a monkey, not to be funny?  Your biggest challenge is to avoid indecision.  Stay focused my monkey friend.  Try not to take all things to heart.  This can be one banana too many!  Now, go on; go swing the path of pleasant ways.

WOOD MONKEY – 1994, 2004

Once upon a time you were stamped with enthusiasm!  You must learn not to overdo things.  That being said, you are a lucky devil, I mean monkey.  You don’t miss a trick do you?  You are always scratching for answers.  That’s why you’re able to solve so many problems!  You mind your own bananas.  I like that!  Oh, and you’re clever as can be.  If folks are wise, they should never, ever make the mistake of underestimating you.  Although, many will through out your journey.    Intuitive indeed!  You are great at spotting things others aren’t even aware of.  You aren’t afraid to take the lead.  You understand people well.  You also understand one good banana deserves another.  That’s a good trade in White Sparrow’s book!

FIRE MONKEY – 1956, 2016

Once upon a time you were stamped with sex appeal!  It’s hard to whistle with a banana in your mouth.  However, you will find a way to let the opposite sex knows if you’re interested.  Afraid of a little competition, not you!  Accepting your own limitations, now that’s a challenge you’ll have to fight hard to conquer.  After all, not even a monkey is perfect.  Now don’t go getting jealous, I know a few things, about you good looking monkeys.  For example, you tend to fall in love quickly, and often exit at the same speed.  You have a healthy sexual appetite!  You have or will have your fair share of peek-a-boo partners!  You also like to try new things in new places.  Dear fire monkey, please know not everybody is out to get you.  I Strongly recommend that you encourage yourself to relax and lose control from time to time and just go bananas!

EARTH MONKEY – 1908, 1968

Once upon a time you were stamped with devotion to duty!  You and integrity and honesty are all rolled into one.  No need to have to withdraw!  You are admired and appreciated for your talents.  All except for those momentary lapses when you slice people like a banana with your sharp words!  Hey, nobody is perfect.  They must have pushed you off your branch anyway to make you say what you did.  You are capable of great distinction if you swing right.  You’re academically driven.  Deep thinkers you earth monkeys!  Calm, cool and collect.  Rarely do you slip outside of the jungles of the law.  You are a very conscientious soul.  Sympathetic too!  It would be wise for folks to remember not to go breathing their banana breath, down your neck though, because you like lots of space to claim for your own.

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