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  GEMINI – Mutable Sign

Dear Gemini, to phone or not to phone?  That’s the most bizarre statement a Gemini has ever heard. Or course, you phone!  emini collect designer cell phones like Capricorns collect shoes. 

Most often, you will hear a Gemini coming before you physically see them. Pick a reason. Talking, laughing, dropping something, you get the idea. 

How’s that electronic organizer that you charged to your credit card?  Ah, busted! How can I say this next statement nicely?  Geminis are credit card junkies and most will say, "Why shouldn’t I have it? I work long hours".  Many Gemini work two of more jobs. 

Gemini, I have a news flash for you, one you can share with all your other Gemini friends. Your greatest friendship will always be the one you establish with yourself. I think I have finally figured out why you battle with this concept. You never phone yourself. You’re too busy talking and communicating with the rest of the world to spend much time with yourself.  

Now, don’t overthink what I just said.  Goodness knows you have enough trouble with insomnia as it is. Did I just hear you burp again? Oh well, you’re just being yourself, nothing wrong with that. 

Gemini are the ultimate fly swatters. They don’t even have to set the phone down to do it!  Because Geminis are great at doing two things at once.  Also, Gemini eyes can dart very quickly and they can track, course, catch, or squash a moving target. To them, a fly in the hand is worth two in the bedroom before they finally do fall asleep.  Now, you may not find this funny, but Sagittarius does. 

Honey double dipped words while communicating is your specialty. Skipping is what Gemini does best.  Skip the answer, not the question, that is.  Have you ever noticed how nearly every sentence ends with a question mark?  No wonder reporters are Geminis or Gemini gifted. Countless hours of your life are spent, quickly studying, examining, questioning, and writing things down.  You know all about writer’s cramp, don’t you?   

Expressing outwardly deep emotions isn’t your cup of tea.  Don’t worry. Water signs had that market cornered a long time ago. Let me elaborate on this. Cancer is the teacher of tears.  No one knows when, where, why, how or to what degree to use tears better than a Cancer. Sorry Gemini, but it’s true.  Being born under the sign of Cancer myself, I can’t imagine going through life and not being able to produce tears as often as my emotions. Tears are the cleansers of the soul. 

Well, what colour and style is your hair and clothing today Gemini? I’m just asking. Change turns you on. Things that turn you off, no one to talk to, and someone who wants to hold your hand too tight.  “Lightly, not tightly,” that’s your motto.  This would also explain your light handshake!  Besides, how can you talk with your hand if someone is holding it so tight!  

Need to find a Gemini? Check the bookstore or library. Many times, somewhere with a phone booth nearby. Now Gemini, let’s talk about your exits. Leave them laughing and never look back. Besides, there is always the next bus, next cloud, or next cute butt to grab your attention! Even if you would never do it, there will always be a moment when it floated through your thoughts. 

You are a moving entertainment system. Headphones on, or earphones in, or talking on a telephone or cell phone.  Generally, while your driving or doing laundry or something else.  Sagittarius is the second runner-up in these activities.  Gemini still holds the title. 

Well Gemini, nobody can ever accuse you of not writing it down. Thoughts, stories, novels, assignments, addresses, love letters, and email, you get the idea. You also love to label everything. Double or multiple marriages, divorces or affairs is also your area of expertise. Anything short of two would be a miracle. 

Asthma is no stranger to Gemini or those with heavy Gemini in their birth chart! Gemini rules the lung area. You run yourselves ragged and then pay the price. I can’t explain the fact that many of you talk very loudly, the quick part comes from your ruler, Mercury.   

Here’s a thought. Train yourself to sit long enough to write a book and get it published. That is certainly a goal within the Gemini world.  his way, you could move around, do book tours, dress how you please, call your publisher, help your agent promote it and, bingo! Make all those credit card bills disappear. Knowing you, you will probably also want to publish it in multiple languages. Well, no wonder!  After all, you did learn to read at a very early age didn’t you? 

“Please, stop trying to phone me!” I didn’t forget. Gemini also love to receive multiple gifts, just as much as they like to buy them. Well, colour me a rainbow, Gemini, you’re happy now, aren’t you! 

It must have been a Gemini that invented variety packaged products. Unlike Taurus, Geminis thrive on constant change.  Which can be a good thing as long as it is not overdone. You keep the rest of the world on their toes.   

Your greatest asset is your friendliness! You are extremely aware of your surroundings at any given moment. You can sell darn near anything to anybody. You know where the best spots in town are located and how to drive directly to them.   

Body wise, many tend to have long arms and legs. Maybe that’s why you need lots of space to move around in.    

SHADOW SIDE OF GEMINI:
This is the side of any sign that I refer to as our evil twin, the characteristics of our dark side, that need to be worked on throughout our life. *WARNING, these are never easy to read! 

Gemini Shadow Traits:  

Gemini - Best day of the week is Wednesday.

Apostle - James (The Less)